I am elite PVP. For proof, you must hear my story of clown domination.
First, I have helped shoot four IT or pet stations in Fountain with my Mael, claiming them for the CF cause.
Secondly, I multibox with my carrier at the same time to whore killmails.
Yesterday, I was shooting a POS tower in Fountain with my main in a Mael and my alt in a carrier.
The red non-elite ClownHAC gang swept into the system. I panicked, and focused on getting my carrier to safety.
While this was going on, I absent-mindedly warped my Mael to the station to dock. I landed in a hostile bubble. With aggression! (I couldn't have docked no matter what because of the aggression timer...)
While this was going on, I absent-mindedly warped my Mael to the station to dock. I landed in a hostile bubble. With aggression! (I couldn't have docked no matter what because of the aggression timer...)
My Mael was sacrificed on the altar of fail. I felt it was fitting that my elite PVP prowess would be demonstrated by such a glowingly successful alliance as IT.
From the clown trolls in local, my act of fail has invigorated IT to such a frenzy that they will now sweep through Fountain and rout us back to Osmoden. I apologize to my great brethren in TEST and the CF for altering the course of our noble war due to my lack of attention to my poor battle-scarred Maelstrom!
